Brad Pitt Attacked by Angelina Jolie?!

The rumor mills are working over time again. And this time it’s funnier than the previous times. ‘The National Enquirer’ reported that Angelina blasted on the movie set where Brad Pitt was working because she discovered an “intimate” gift that he received from his ex, Jennifer Aniston. The Brangelina gossip keeps getting murkier by the day and we have developed a crap detecting system in our brains and the detector keeps beeping on this one.

The tabloids also reported that Brad Pitt confessed to his adultery behavior. This apparently inflamed Jolie so much that she flew into a rage, smashing Brad’s face, leaving him to nurse a bleeding nose! This was really believable because we know that Jolie has the temper of a cobra. But we have reasons to believe that nothing like this happened. We’ll offer our reasons.

Reason one is that Jolie couldn’t have worked herself into such a temper because the tabloid reported last week that she was cheating herself! And reason two, the picture of the bleeding Brad on the cover page belongs to some other decade! Why? Because the cover shows a clean-shaven Brad while we all know that he’s got this long beard these days! Move over guys, we are smarter than you think we are!